Dueling Diary: CM Punk and Chris Jericho, Finale

WEAR AND TEAR, 5:08 p.m.
The Voice of the Voiceless has paced through the corridors at Sun Life Stadium for hours. In that time, he’s received a text from The Excellence of Execution and idol of Punk’s, Bret “Hit Man” Hart. The encouragement comes in via phone call from The Hot Scot as well, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. They are two WWE Hall of Famers who competed in a legendary mat classic for the Intercontinental Title at WrestleMania VIII exactly 10 years ago. For Punk there is no greater honor than to be recognized and supported by these ring masters.

The emotions are overwhelming and the immensity of the day clearly affects the WWE Champion. His very human expression of drowsiness is easily relatable and while a mid-afternoon nap is out of the question, a boost is in order.

JUST DANCE, 5:24 p.m.
Chris Jericho and Maria Menounos have plenty to talk about, which is why the “Dancing with the Stars” contestant and “Extra!” host has no reservations in seeking Y2J for an exclusive interview. Jericho, a “Dancing with the Stars” alum himself entertains Menounos’ interview just hours before she herself steps inside his four-cornered territory in a Divas tag clash.

Not one to be outdone or outshined in any fashion, Jericho seizes the microphone and reverses roles with the TV beauty. He even calls forth dance pro Derek Hough, who was watching from behind the camera, to make it full-spectrum discussion.

“FREE” TIME, 5:59 p.m.
The scent of herbal oils intoxicates The Straight Edge Superstar as he temporarily drifts into a realm of sanctity. Receiving massage therapy, CM Punk, for a moment, is free – of challenges, pressure, hostility, persecution, enemies. The past several weeks have mentally taxed the WWE Champion more than any other considering the personal attacks against his family by Chris Jericho. The realities slip away for at least this short period. But when it’s over, CM Punk will charge head-first back into the reality against his antagonist.

CAPE AND SCOWL, 6:46 p.m.
Costumed heroes are common in the four-color comic books read by CM Punk. At this moment, it’s time for The Straight Edge Superstar to undergo his own transformation by adorning himself with the WWE version of a cape and cowl. This is where he flips the switch and becomes the “Best in the World.”

A propped open iPad plays the symbolic anthem that’s in Punk’s blood, Rancid’s “Radio,” the song that started it all for him. It pairs well with a tattooed logo from an Operation Ivy (Rancid before they were Rancid) album cover on his left calf that the WWE Universe has probably never seen.

The Straight Edge Superstar slips on his tights first. Then, over his feet and up his legs, Punk slides on his boot covers with a three-star signature and trim of olive green and red, his favorite color. Punk takes the moment to describe his emotions.

“The biggest difference from this year and last is that I’m still here,” he says, paradoxically. “Last year, I was here but I was maybe mentally out the door. I’m still pissed off, I still have a lot to prove and that’s good.”

Punk continues, “It means I’m still hungry. I’m still willing to sacrifice. I’m invested 100 percent in the company, emotionally, physically and mentally.

The hands on his wrist tape watch would probably display a quarter to clobbering time right about now.


IT’S COLT CA-BA-NA!, 7:10 p.m.
“Yeeyyyyy!” The WWE Champion is met by one-man ballyhoo in the skybox of the Sun Life Stadium. His elated cheerleader is the tattooed Superstar’s best friend, Colt Cabana.

The guy who Punk turned and waved to during his infamous pipebomb blast in summer 2011 is live here at WrestleMania. The independent wrestling sensation and affable podcast host traveled to Sun Life Stadium to see his buddy, Punker, beat Chris Jericho.

“It’s such an exciting time for me as [Punk’s] friend,” Cabana says. “This is the biggest stage. So many people have come from all over the world and Punk’s one of the top dogs at this event. His plan is to go out here and literally try to steal the show.”

Cabana has been present for some of The Straight Edge Champion’s defining moments and he’s expecting tonight will be no different.

“I was there when he won both Money in the Banks, I was there when he was a gangster in the car,” Cabana explains. “I know how huge this is going to be. I’m excited for next year, five years, 10 years when he’s the King of WrestleMania.”

The wrestling funnyman chats it up with CM Punk among some other mutual friends. They surround him to tell him to “kill it” and Punk vows to do just that.

“Nothing less is acceptable,” he says.

BEST IN TRUNKS, 7:39 p.m.
It’s a bold claim that’s stitched and studded on the rear of Chris Jericho. Prematurely, the challenger to the WWE Title unveils a new pair of trunks, the gear he’ll wear into combat for the match he seems to believe he’s already won. The crystals gleam in the locker room and will shine even more brilliantly underneath the spotlights of the Sun Life Stadium. Of course, the greatest luster would come from the WWE Championship should it fall in his possession.


CLOBBERIN’ TIME, 9:31 p.m.
The moments are fewer until CM Punk and Chris Jericho square off and the champion’s found his game face. It’s some form of a bark that emits from his tattooed throat as he pounds his way down the locker room hallway toward the mouth of ’Mania. The scene is intense as the WWE Champion is fueled by the pounding metal in his headphones.

After learning of the new stipulation to his title defense, Punk appears furious. He stomps up the ramp, jogs in place then turns and suddenly dashes at full speed back down, all the way out of the loading dock to the rear parking lot. This repeats twice more before his nemesis’ music hits, signaling Chris Jericho’s ring entrance.

Punk’s up next and prior to his climactic emergence into the stadium, he addresses cameras documenting this milestone.

“One life, one chance. Gotta make it right,” The Second City Savior speaks to the lens. “… It’s clobberin’ time.” (WATCH)

The clash is exactly as anticipated. In front of the entire WWE Universe, CM Punk and Chris Jericho perform like the elite level Superstars they are, enduring one other’s most effective maneuvers. Impressively, Punk sustains a Code Breaker off a top rope springboard, the Lionsault and more. When Y2J turns a turnbuckle hurricarana into the Walls of Jericho, it’s nearly curtains for the champion, but his fortunate flexibility therapy seems to aid the tattooed titan from tapping out, even when locked in the second Walls of Jericho – this one with a knee dug deep into Punk’s back.

In the open air of the night, Jericho writhes out of a GTS and dodges more than one flying body tackle from the tattooed Voice of the Voiceless. It’s the right amount of torque but not enough to force the freakishly flexible Punk to tap out. The stakes are too high.


“Cult of Personality” echoes throughout the Miami sky and “Bana” (as Punk calls him) and Lars simply lose it at ringside when they see they friend, CM Punk, trump Chris Jericho live on pay-per-view.

An incredible series of hold reversals leaves the pompous No.  1 contender with nowhere to go when the Straight Edge warrior binds his foe in the Anaconda Vise. Snared in the inked arms of the WWE Champion, The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rollah suffers like he made Punk agonize for weeks and though he flails for release, there’s no way to leverage out given the champion’s quick weaving to avoid any of Jericho’s defensive strikes.

Punk’s repugnant challenger was confident he’d overcome the slick-haired Superstar in front of a worldwide audience tonight. Instead, Y2J tapped out in the center of the ring to bring almost 80,000 strong to their feet.

FAN FEEDBACK, 10:13 p.m.
On the way back to the dressing room after his grand stage victory over Chris Jericho, WWE Champion CM Punk must weave past a gaggle of costumed “mommas” and musical artist entourages. While Y2J slinks off into the shadows, Punk playfully hops aboard a makeshift conga line in the corridors with Brodus’ dancers, but is also met by applause, praise and pats on the back from quite a few individuals. At the top of that list of live appreciation is the kudos coming from WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels. HBK’s notoriety for showmanship at WrestleMania may be something to covet for The Voice of the Voiceless, apropos of “the best.”

Next up is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who fashions a similar power stride en route to the same ramp Punk just descended. It’s time for the final bout of the night – which the champion feels is the spot he and Jericho should’ve occupied – and The Great One is ready to make history. But first, The People’s Champion gives credit where it’s due for one hell of a contest.

Finally, the WWE Title holder reaches his room and simply swipes to scroll through pages of new text messages and notifications from friends, family, peers and more – all supporting The Second City Saint’s remarkable efforts in Miami. Tonight, everyone’s a CM Punk fan and after a match like that, it’s hard not to be.


BEST IN THE WORLD, 10:20 p.m.
The locker room is near empty when CM Punk carries the WWE Championship back into it. Without any hesitation, he drops to his knees and casts a grin of mixed emotion; exhilaration and perhaps even disbelief at the events of tonight and this year.

This is the comic book ending to The Second City Savior’s tale – the story arc not the series. Punk realizes there’s more ahead; he welcomes it. Right now, however, crouched and leaned against a locker room altar, he’s earned satisfaction and solace by forging a WrestleMania moment that was never supposed to happen.

He’s used to putting opponents to sleep, but tonight, at last, CM Punk can be the one who rests knowing that the anti-hero won and in grand fashion against Chris Jericho.

There is a lot of celebrating to do, “chuice” to swill and cookies to devour. The “Best in the World” can place his head on the golden, lustrous “pillow” he just fought like hell to retain. All The Straight Edge Superstar wants is for this to last.

“If I take my gear off, the night is over,” frets Punk. “If I stay in it, maybe that can make it last a little longer.”

He decides, “I’m staying in my gear.” (WATCH)

8 Comments on “Dueling Diary: CM Punk and Chris Jericho, Finale”

  1. Last night was amazing, although I had to wait until midday to watch it because our original PPV didn’t record and we had to wait for the repeat so I just didn’t switch the phone on and look at anything. I have to say, in my house we were going mental, didn’t leave a name on that “sparkly” bloke. I was so happy when Punk got him to tap out, I shouted and hollered so much, my already infection ravagged voice just gave up and now I sound awful. The resounding cry of “Stick that up your sparkly pants and deal with it” was heard in my house, I dread to think what the neighbours or anyone passing though…because my nan at 90 years young was giving it some as well. So proud of him last night, really really was and still am but would like my voice back before MNR in London in TWO WEEKS!!!

  2. cm punk is the best wrestler in the world ! he beat jericho and earned the championship title ….

  3. What a great match! Congratulations on the win. I am sure it is just ‘another one’ of many to come.
    Oh, by the way, you don’t need a T-shirt that says you’re the Champ. Your fans know you are the “BEST in the WORLD”.
    Mr Punk, rest up. You’ve earned a break. I’m glad to be a fan.

  4. I have got to say, last night was absolutely amazing. For me, this match tied with ‘Taker vs HHH for match of the night. I didn’t bother watching Cena vs Rock-it isn’t what I bought the PPV for. I bought WrestleMania to watch Punk vs Jericho-and man, did it deliver.

  5. Man!! I don’t know what to say!!! I hope you don’t dislike me or hate me for saying this or being this way but Im one of John Cena’s biggest fans. I met him in 2004 when he was the United States Champion right before he changed the belt to a spinner belt. I was working part time at the arena back stage and I was standing by the water cooler and he walked up, got a bottled water and just started a good long conversation with me and ever since than I’ve been a huge fan. But, now that I have found your web site and you have moved on from the Straight Edge Society(LOL….the group you had, Nothing against you being straight edge at all cause I wish I never done some of the things I did, but I’m straight edge now) I have seen the real CM Punk and I have to say that your ranked right up there with John in my book/ favorite wrestlers. Even tho we haven’t met in person, and I pray that we get to one day, I still believe that you are one of those guys who doesn’t walk around with his nose in the air and doesn’t talk to fans when he see’s them off camera. I want to say thank you for a great match at Wrestlemania and kicking Jericho’s ass!!!!…lol!!! And thank you for all your past and future great matches as well!!

    Good Luck and God Bless!!!

  6. WrestleMania was fucking insane, I had some of my friends over to watch it. Me and my best friend Anya screamed when you won. First WrestleMania I have actually ordered, I am so happy I did order it 🙂 Basically you’re a true fucking hero and Chris Jericho is a big flashing twat. Literally .

  7. Could wrestlers be considered ‘conductors’? The way hhh/taker and punk/y2j conducted the crowd was amazing. #BESTINTHEWORLD

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