Monday Night Raw Results


CM Punk continues to impose his self-righteous revolt upon the Raw roster. As the de facto leader of the “new” Nexus, The Second City Savior foiled a scheduled WWE Tag Team Title Match in order to satiate his ego.

Punk led the band of outlaws in an attack on current tag champions Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov. He then sprang a surprise on his own minions. Every Nexus member, including himself, must undergo an initiation ritual to prove themselves worthy of the yellow and black band.

To establish his devotion, Michael McGillicutty was forced to endure the finishing move of each of his cohorts. The third-generation competitor reluctantly agreed, and by the time Punk delivered the final punishing maneuver, a GTS, McGillicutty appeared to be slipping in and out of consciousness.

One down, five to go.

Husky Harris faced a daunting test. In the second Nexus initiation of the night, the third-generation Superstar was required by CM Punk to undergo a series of strap lashings. As fellow Nexi cracked the leather slabs down upon his back, Harris writhed in pain. The ordeal finally ended at Punk’s discretion, after he had deemed Harris worthy enough to remain in the group.

Unenviable task, meet immovable object. Big Show dropped by Raw to brag to the WWE Universe that it would be he who was going to prevail at this month’s Royal Rumble. During his tirade, however, The Nexus interrupted him. As if that weren’t masochistic enough, David Otunga, in pursuit of carrying out his initiation, hesitantly stepped into the ring, faced The World’s Largest Athlete and slapped him across the face. Needless to say, Show unleashed his wrath on a yielding Otunga and left him shattered on the canvas.

Not all Nexus initiations end with a brutal crescendo. When CM Punk insisted that Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel slug it out with kendo sticks in order to prove themselves worthy of the group, the two original members were clearly averse from the get-go. Although the two circled one another ominously, they eventually laid down their weapons and stormed out on The Second City Savior.

5 Comments on “Monday Night Raw Results”

  1. Now I’m not a huge fan of CM but I like the guy…. HOWEVER… what the crap was up with RAW?

    I’ve seen many, many, MANY questionable things happen in the WWE, and many of those many, many things happen to be quite disturbing. But this took the cake, the ice-cream… hell it took the whole flipping party!

    I’m glad Justin and Heath walked out. Maybe they’ll go find Wade and rejoin with him. Then it’ll be old Nexus versus new-‘improved’-masochistic- Nexus.

    Anyways… good episode nonetheless.

  2. Why not get rid of the weak (Slater) & ones who don’t look like they fit. Gabriel got cheers & Slater was trash, why not do a “test” to slim down the group without “reason”.

  3. Awesome t-shirt! Punk will defeat Cena next week because he ‘s the best WWE has. That’s why he’s the leader of Nexus!

  4. i think to be honest im glad that heath slater and justin gabriel did not go through the stupid initiation that cm punk had the other members do because the whole thing was stupid in the first place when the straight edge society wad created serena deeb, luke gallows, and joey mercury never had to endure any harsh initiation that the nextus members, did they only had to shave their heads which was cool but by cm punks actions on monday night raw was alittle weird and also alittle scary especially seeing husky harsh get beat with a belt that was hard to watch but cm punk is an s.e.s. Leader and im a member of the straight edge society and i will continue to suppirt cm punk nomatter what but i hope justin gabriel and heath slater team up with wade barrett again on smackdown and get transfored on smackdown but cm punk is awesome but i hope he keeps the word of S.E.S. ALIVE Spread the word ! .

  5. punk made a new era..

    he prooved that he is a man of justice.. awho sacrifice himself for straight edge world including me..thank you punk..
    your get into a big goal —“””””WRESTLEMANIA”””

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