Smackdown Results: Family conundrum


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Before the bell could ring to start their World Heavyweight Championship rematch, Jeff Hardy and CM Punk attacked each other, quickly bringing the WWE Universe into a state of absolute bedlam. Amidst the mass hysteria, WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon emerged, declaring that the two Superstars would still have a World Heavyweight Championship Match with a “special guest enforcer,” handpicked by The Chairman himself.

Later that night, to the shock of the WWE Universe, Matt Hardy emerged as Mr. McMahon’s special guest enforcer. While Jeff was confronting his brother outside the ring, Punk used the distraction to attempt an attack on his adversary. But when Jeff moved, it was his elder brother that took the hit instead. Moments later, when it looked like Punk may pin the World Champion, Matt pulled the referee out of the ring. As Matt confronted Punk, Jeff rolled his opponent up and the guest enforcer himself counted Punk’s shoulders to the canvas. The former ECW Champion then left without further action or comment.

Following the bell, an enraged CM Punk viciously attacked Hardy for the second week in a row, ruthlessly incorporating a chair to catastrophic ends. SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long responded by making the blockbuster announcement that Jeff Hardy would again face CM Punk for the title at SummerSlam, in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match.

16 Comments on “Smackdown Results: Family conundrum”

  1. Damn! I really loved this weeks smackdown! Can’t wait for summerslam!

    CM Punk is doing a great job as heel, he’s like born to be heel! Good one by WWE I say, this will turn out very good for CM Punk. Matt Hardy is back, I was chocked at the end, I didn’t think he would help Jeff… But Jeff is leaving soon, maybe he kinda had too. Anyway, great show!!!

  2. This was a great opportunity for CM Punk to show Jeff the strength he is made of. Jeff is going to be sorry he ever cried his way to this title, that belongs to Punk!

    I LOVE YOU CM PUNK!!!

  3. So, I vote on an intro song change. Maybe Muse’s “Uprising”? No? All right.

    That Smackdown was amazing entertainment. CM Punk is sodding brilliant – a true genius – and he will take SummerSlam!

    Go, CM Punk! Victory will be yours. (and because I must sound hokey) You are the white knight in a festering nidus of blackness.

  4. I thought that I’d come back and plead my case for an intro song change because I haven’t yet decided if I’m being serious of facetious.

    Now that Punk is heel and he does have a strong, cult-like following and the sXe logo is like a flag… Well, I thought the song was fitting. I know it’s not hardcore headbanger (though the beat is like a thousand pumping fists or marching feet) but, it is heel-icious, my friends:

    Muse – Uprising

    The paranoia is in bloom, the PR
    The transmissions will resume
    They’ll try to push drugs
    Keep us all dumbed down and hope that
    We will never see the truth around
    (So come on!)

    Another promise, another scene, another
    A package not to keep us trapped in greed
    With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
    And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
    (So come on!)

    [Chorus]
    They will not force us
    They will stop degrading us
    They will not control us
    We will be victorious

    Interchanging mind control
    Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
    Flick the switch and open your third eye, you’d see that
    We should never be afraid to die
    (So come on!)

    Rise up and take the power back, it’s time that
    The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
    Their time is coming to an end
    We have to unify and watch our flag ascend

    [Chorus]
    They will not force us
    They will stop degrading us
    They will not control us
    We will be victorious

    Hey .. hey … hey .. hey!
    (repeat)

    [Chorus]
    They will not force us
    They will stop degrading us
    They will not control us
    We will be victorious

    Hey .. hey … hey .. hey!
    (repeat)

    Okay. Maybe I’m more facetious than serious. One can’t exactly enter a wrestling arena to this song. Oh well.

    I’ll slink back into the nether now.

  5. Muse is terrible, use some Beyond Shadows instead 🙂

    CM Punk for life. What was with laying in the cage there at the end of the dark main event? Didn’t like seeing you like that man 🙁

  6. Wow a TLC mnatch. That should make an intresting Summer Slam.Ever though about teaming up with Evan Bourn?

  7. Thank you, Ashley. You are so friendly.

    I’d love to answer your question (I believe it was a question?) but, the grammatical structure of it must have been caught in an F-5 tornado; I don’t understand at all what it was you were trying to say.

    Oh well.

    Take care.

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